Chop Goblins

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You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.
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About Chop Goblins

About this game

You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.

Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.

And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!

Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.

FEATURES

  • A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
  • 5 levels set in different time periods
  • 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
  • An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
  • Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability

Game Details

Release Date:
December 12, 2022
Developer:
David Szymanski
Publisher:
David Szymanski
Supported Languages:
English
Genres:
FPS
Shooter

Action
Themes:
Old School
Fast-Paced

Short

Comedy

Pixel Graphics

Colorful

Time Travel

1990s

Stylized

Destruction

Dark Humor

Retro

Funny
Play Styles:
Singleplayer
First-Person

Linear

Combat
Features:
Steam Achievements
Full controller support

Steam Trading Cards

Steam Cloud

Steam Leaderboards

Product Requirements

Minimum:

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
  • Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support.
  • Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Sound Card: Built in

Recommended:

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Chop Goblins User Reviews

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User Rating

Average score from 4 ratings
100% of users would recommend this.
4.5

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Spag
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Short game that doesn't overstay its welcome. Levels get harder and visually look great. Movement is satisfying with guns that are enjoyable to use. It's a good game that I enjoyed.
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HeeHaw McGee
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Worth a couple of quid to chop some gobloids in a cyber world.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Yes, Chop Goblins is Steam Deck Verified.
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
  • Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support.
  • Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Sound Card: Built in
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Chop Goblins was released on December 12, 2022
Chop Goblins is published by David Szymanski
Chop Goblins was developed by David Szymanski
Fanatical users tagged Chop Goblins as FPS, Shooter, and Action
Fanatical users tagged Chop Goblins as Old School, Fast-Paced, Short, and Comedy
Yes. Fanatical users tagged Chop Goblins as having Singleplayer
Yes, Fanatical users tagged Chop Goblins as FPS
Yes, Fanatical users tagged Chop Goblins as Shooter
Yes, Fanatical users tagged Chop Goblins as Action

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