Noobs Want to Live

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The sword master hero, a fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon. Each character is unique!
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About Noobs Want to Live

About this game

We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!

Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!

Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?

Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with both armed evolution and treatment suppression.

Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

 

 

Game Details

Platform:
steam
Release Date:
February 13, 2023
Developer:
元气弹工作室
Publisher:
Lightning Games
Supported Languages:
English

Product Requirements

Minimum:

  • OS *: Windows 7 64bit
  • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel UHD 630
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

Recommended:

  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5 Processors
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

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Frequently Asked Questions

Yes, Noobs Want to Live is not fully Steam Deck Verified but the publisher says it is "Playable" on Steam Deck. Valve’s testing indicates that Noobs Want to Live is Playable on Steam Deck. This game is functional on Steam Deck, but might require extra effort to interact with or configure.
  • All functionality is accessible when using the default controller configuration
  • This game's default graphics configuration performs well on Steam Deck
  • This game sometimes shows mouse, keyboard, or non-Steam-Deck controller icons
  • Some in-game text is small and may be difficult to read
Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 64bit
  • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel UHD 630
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5 Processors
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Noobs Want to Live was released on February 13, 2023
Yes, Noobs Want to Live supports MacOS.
Noobs Want to Live is published by Lightning Games
Noobs Want to Live was developed by 元气弹工作室
Fanatical users tagged Noobs Want to Live as Bullet Hell, Roguelike, Action, and Action Roguelike
Fanatical users tagged Noobs Want to Live as Pixel Graphics, Relaxing, Funny, and Cute
Yes. Fanatical users tagged Noobs Want to Live as having Singleplayer
Yes, Fanatical users tagged Noobs Want to Live as Bullet Hell
Yes, Fanatical users tagged Noobs Want to Live as Roguelike
Yes, Fanatical users tagged Noobs Want to Live as Action

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