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About Just Die Already

About this game

Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.

You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren’t having any children. There isn’t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.

How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

To make things worse, you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement care.

So with society wishing you dead, isn’t it finally time to live a little?

KEY FEATURES

BE OLD, BE BOLD

You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn’t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents.

BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK

Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything.

DON’T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME

Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?

ONE MISSION: RETIRE!

Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end…

SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER

Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends’ limbs off!

BE OLD. TWICE

You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.

LIMITLESS INTERACTION

Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim.

EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER

Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.

THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU

The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all.

OLD. PERSON.

Okay that’s the last time we promise.

FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – COMING THIS JUNE

Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free Player Versus Player update.

Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping each other’s limbs off.

Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old Vs Old mayhem competition is ON!

YouTube Videos

DO NOT Step On THIS MINE... (Just Die Already)
May 25, 2021
playing as a OG Grandpa 😂 | Just Die Already
March 12, 2022
Just Die already.. but we lose our minds (and legs)
July 13, 2021

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I turned 40 earlier this month. This is what I am playing as I am counting down.
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