Squirrel Stapler

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About Squirrel Stapler

About this game

Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a short (less than an hour long) horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror.

A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.

But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"

IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN...

  • Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger!
  • Lure even bigger squirrels with a squirrel call!
  • Be wary of larger creatures and vengeful ghosts! You aren't the only alpha predator in the forest!
  • Freely explore a large nonlinear map littered with educational squirrel facts and more!
  • Meet god!

NEW FEATURES AND FIXES

  • The forest is more alive than ever with more to see, do, and hear
  • Unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
  • Full quality of life pass on the game balance, UI, and tutorials
  • Expanded options menu
  • Full controller support
  • Many bug fixes
  • New goodies in the goodies folder
  • Achievements

Game Details

Platform:
steam
Release Date:
September 11, 2023
Developer:
David Szymanski
Publisher:
David Szymanski
Rating:
ACB rating of 15
Supported Languages:
English
Steam Deck Support:
Steam Machine Support:
SteamOS Support:
Steam Controller Support:
Xbox
Accessibility Features:
Audio:
Stereo Sound
Input:
Playable Without Timed Input
Features:
Singleplayer
Steam achievements

Family sharing

Product Requirements

Minimum:

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
  • Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities.
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Sound Card: N/A

Recommended:

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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Frequently Asked Questions

According to ACB, Squirrel Stapler is suitable for players aged 15 and above.
Yes, Squirrel Stapler is not fully Steam Deck Verified but the publisher says it is "Playable" on Steam Deck. Valve’s testing indicates that Squirrel Stapler is Playable on Steam Deck. This game is functional on Steam Deck, but might require extra effort to interact with or configure.
  • All functionality is accessible when using the default controller configuration
  • In-game interface text is legible on Steam Deck
  • This game's default graphics configuration performs well on Steam Deck
  • This game sometimes shows mouse, keyboard, or non-Steam-Deck controller icons
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: SSE2 instruction set support.
  • Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities.
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Sound Card: N/A
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Squirrel Stapler was released on September 11, 2023
Squirrel Stapler is published by David Szymanski
Squirrel Stapler was developed by David Szymanski

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