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About This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker
About this game
GROW YOUR HAND
Buy new cards to increase your odds of hitting good hands. If you're rich enough, you can even break the rules and get over 5 cards.
GO ON EXPEDITIONS
Once unlocked, you can send your minions on expeditions to discover new otherworldy cards with powerful benefits. Upgrade these missions to provide even more powerful benefits as you progress. You can even unlock missions to destroy cards from your deck that you don't want, to ensure every hand is exactly how you want it.
GET UPGRADED
Buy powerful upgrades using your hard earned coins, enabling you to progress quicker, open up new avenues, and take on the evil Jester!
ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
Even though the Jester doesn't like it, you can buy new decks of cards in order to play more hands at once. Use this to your advantage to grow those numbers even faster!
ASCEND TO GREATNESS
Make a deal with Mary the Fairy to start over in exchange for Poker Chips (poker chips? ...but this ain't even poker...?), use those chips to buy even more powerful upgrades.
ESCAPE THE HOUSE OF CARDS
You're trapped in the Jester's domain, can you manage to defeat him and escape? Or will he keep you there, trapped forever in an endless cycle?
Game Details
- Platform:
- steam
- Release Date:
- December 11, 2025
- Developer:
- Mash
- Publishers:
- Oro Interactive
Drillhounds
- Supported Languages:
- English
- Link:
- Play Styles:
- Clicker
Resource Management
2D
Singleplayer
3D
- Features:
- Singleplayer
Steam achievements
Playable without timed input
Save anytime
Steam cloud
Family sharing
Product Requirements
Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel i3 / AMD Phenom II
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Onboard
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel i7 / AMD Ryzen 5
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 or better
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Frequently Asked Questions
- All functionality is accessible when using the default controller configuration
- This game's default graphics configuration performs well on Steam Deck
- This game sometimes shows mouse, keyboard, or non-Steam-Deck controller icons
- Some in-game text is small and may be difficult to read
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel i3 / AMD Phenom II
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Onboard
- Storage: 1 GB available space
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel i7 / AMD Ryzen 5
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 or better
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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