Any Lich Way

What do you get when you mix necromancers, liches, and blood-thirsty demons? Heartburn. All I wanted to do was take a nap. Then, a strange man shows up at my house. Always how it starts… Worse, insects are also invading my house, and my phone won’t stop ringing. Can’t a man get some peace in his own house? But hey, you know me. Nothing’s ever what it seems at the Lester Broussard residence. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do to survive—any lich way he can. I guess I’ll sleep when I’m dead.