View Deals

We Are So Cooked

Planned release date: Q1 2027

steam logo
Payments:
paypal
visa
mastercard
googlepay
american-express

About We Are So Cooked

About this game

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. PROBABLY.

DEAD WEIGHT

A dead body is heavy, floppy, and incredibly awkward.

  • Solo Struggle: Dragging the body alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail.

  • Team Lift: Grab a limb each to move faster, but coordinate carefully—if you pull left and your friend pulls right, you’re going to drop him down the stairs.

  • Physics Chaos: The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases, and slides off laundry carts. Every step is a potential disaster.

THREATS

The world is watching.

  • Civilians: If a guest sees the body, they scream. Screams attract Guards.

  • Security: They hunt noise. If they catch you with the body, it’s over.

Eyes & Noses: Security Cameras watch the hallways, while Guard Dogs can sniff out the body even if it's hidden inside a locker.

IMPROVISE YOUR ESCAPE

You have no weapons. You have no plan. You only have what you can find.

  • Scavenge: Turn the environment into your toolkit. Find a Wheelchair to roll the body past reception. Use a Mop to clean up blood trails. Throw a Squeaky Toy to distract a guard.

  • One Hand Only: You can hold an item, OR you can drag the body. You can’t do both. You’ll have to scream at your friends to open doors for you.

UNIQUE SCENARIOS

You aren't just hiding in one building. Every environment forces your team to adapt to new physics hazards and AI threats.

  • Crowded Public Spaces: Sneak through luxury hotel lobbies and balance the dead weight on top-heavy luggage carts. Just panic quietly when a nosy maid accidentally rolls away the laundry bin you used as a hiding spot.

  • High-Security Compounds: Survive freezing, heavily guarded bunkers where getting caught means the firing squad. Throw scavenged meat to distract sniffing guard dogs, or desperately hide from a terrifying, medal-clad Marshal who patrols the halls with a booming voice and zero patience.

Game Details

Platform:
steam
Developer:
Dwarven Brothers
Publisher:
1312 Interactive
Supported Languages:
English
Steam Deck Support:
Unknown
Steam Machine Support:
Unknown
SteamOS Support:
Unknown
Steam Controller Support:
Xbox
PS5 DualSense

PS4 DualShock
Link:
Features:
Singleplayer
Multiplayer

Co-op

Online co-op

Steam achievements

Family sharing

Product Requirements

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Core i5 6600
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 970
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

Recommended:

  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i7 8700
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1070
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

Frequently Asked Questions

Q1 2027
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Core i5 6600
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 970
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 5 GB available space
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i7 8700
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1070
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 5 GB available space
We Are So Cooked is published by 1312 Interactive
We Are So Cooked was developed by Dwarven Brothers

Less than 1% of orders are flagged for manual authorization. This process can take up to one working day, but orders are normally reviewed within a few hours.